200 Would You Rather Questions (Funny, Hard & Clean for Everyone)

How to play would you rather

One person asks a question with two options: “Would you rather A or B?” Everyone has to choose one — no “neither” and no “both.” Then each player explains why. That explanation is where the fun lives: the reasons are often more surprising than the choice itself.

Three tips make it better. Answer fast first, then defend your pick. Let the person who gave the most unusual answer ask the next question. And when a question gets a big split, stay on it for a minute — those are the best conversations of the night.

Funny would you rather questions

Start here. These get everyone laughing within the first minute.

• Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
• Would you rather always talk in rhymes or always sing instead of speaking?
• Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry maple syrup?
• Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
• Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
• Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown shoes?
• Would you rather only whisper or only shout for the rest of your life?
• Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a cat the size of a dinosaur?
• Would you rather walk like a crab or run like a penguin?
• Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head or never be able to hear music again?
• Would you rather wear socks that are always wet or a shirt that is always itchy?
• Would you rather have a talking dog or a flying cat?
• Would you rather laugh every time you are sad or cry every time you are happy?
• Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat ketchup?
• Would you rather live in a house made of candy or a house made of pillows?
• Would you rather be famous for a terrible dance or unknown for an amazing talent?
• Would you rather only eat food that is blue or food that is round?
• Would you rather have a nose that glows or ears that whistle?
• Would you rather always arrive ten minutes late or two hours early?
• Would you rather speak every language or talk to every animal?
• Would you rather hiccup forever or always feel like you are about to sneeze?
• Would you rather have a tail or wings that cannot fly?
• Would you rather have your search history read aloud or your texts shown on a billboard?
• Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny elephant?
• Would you rather have every road be a slide or every door be a trampoline?
• Would you rather swap lives with your pet for a day or your favorite cartoon character?
• Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays when you walk in or a laugh track for your jokes?
• Would you rather only use emojis to text or only voice notes?
• Would you rather have unlimited pizza or unlimited tacos forever?
• Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or a magician?
• Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
• Would you rather always have bed hair or always have a tiny piece of spinach in your teeth?
• Would you rather be able to fly but only one meter off the ground or be invisible but only when no one is looking?
• Would you rather have a robot butler that is rude or a polite butler who is terrible at their job?
• Would you rather live without the internet for a month or without your favorite snack for a year?

Hard would you rather questions

These are the ones that cause real debates. There is no obvious answer — which is exactly the point. Give everyone a minute to think before revealing.

• Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause?
• Would you rather be able to go back in time or see into the future?
• Would you rather lose all your old memories or never make new ones?
• Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest?
• Would you rather have more time or more money?
• Would you rather always tell the truth or always be able to lie convincingly?
• Would you rather be famous now and forgotten later or unknown now and remembered forever?
• Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you dislike that pays a lot?
• Would you rather know what everyone thinks of you or never know?
• Would you rather live one great life or five ordinary ones?
• Would you rather be able to read minds or be invisible?
• Would you rather restart your life at 10 with your current memories or stay where you are?
• Would you rather have a perfect memory or be able to forget anything you choose?
• Would you rather live in a big city or in the countryside forever?
• Would you rather never feel cold again or never feel tired again?
• Would you rather have a few very close friends or many casual ones?
• Would you rather always be ten minutes ahead or always know the right thing to say?
• Would you rather give up music or give up movies forever?
• Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
• Would you rather know all the answers or be able to ask any question and get the truth?
• Would you rather have a guaranteed comfortable life or a risky shot at an extraordinary one?
• Would you rather live without your phone or without your car?
• Would you rather explore deep space or the deep ocean?
• Would you rather be able to pause time or rewind ten seconds?
• Would you rather be loved by everyone or truly understood by one person?
• Would you rather have your dream house in a place you dislike or a tiny flat in your dream city?
• Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?
• Would you rather lose your sense of taste or your sense of smell?
• Would you rather be stuck on a desert island alone or with someone you dislike?
• Would you rather start a business or climb the ranks of a big company?

Want to play these with your partner and see if you pick the same? Play Would You Rather for Couples — free, no signup.

Would you rather questions for couples

Sweet, funny and revealing — these are made for date nights and long calls. Try guessing your partner’s answer before they reveal it.

• Would you rather have a cozy night in or a big night out?
• Would you rather go on a beach holiday or a mountain trip together?
• Would you rather receive a handwritten letter or a surprise gift?
• Would you rather cook together or order your favorite takeaway?
• Would you rather relive our first date or skip ahead five years to see our future?
• Would you rather have breakfast in bed or a picnic at sunset?
• Would you rather plan every date or be surprised every time?
• Would you rather slow dance in the kitchen or sing karaoke together?
• Would you rather have a pet dog or a pet cat together?
• Would you rather live by the sea or in the mountains together?
• Would you rather get matching tattoos or matching outfits?
• Would you rather road trip with no plan or travel with a perfect itinerary?
• Would you rather have a movie marathon or a game night?
• Would you rather get a long hug or a sweet note?
• Would you rather know everything your partner is thinking for a day or have them know everything you are thinking?
• Would you rather celebrate anniversaries big or keep them small and personal?
• Would you rather always pick the restaurant or always pick the movie?
• Would you rather recreate your first date or plan a brand-new adventure?
• Would you rather have a weekly date night or one big trip a year?
• Would you rather spend a rainy day indoors with snacks or go out dancing in the rain?
• Would you rather write a song for your partner or paint them a picture?
• Would you rather build a blanket fort or stargaze on the roof?
• Would you rather share every dessert or have your own forever?
• Would you rather be the big spoon or the little spoon?
• Would you rather do a couples cooking class or a couples dance class?
• Would you rather have a long-distance year or move in together tomorrow?
• Would you rather plan a surprise party or receive one?
• Would you rather spend a day without phones together or a day playing online games together?
• Would you rather grow old in a small village or a lively city together?
• Would you rather have a fancy dinner or a street-food night?

Would you rather questions for friends

Perfect for sleepovers, road trips and reviving a quiet group chat.

• Would you rather go on a road trip with your friends or a cruise?
• Would you rather have a sleepover every week or a big party once a year?
• Would you rather be the friend who plans everything or the friend who always shows up?
• Would you rather share a secret with your best friend or keep it forever?
• Would you rather have a friend group chat that never stops or one that is always silent?
• Would you rather switch lives with your best friend for a week or a day?
• Would you rather go to a theme park or a music festival with friends?
• Would you rather have the same birthday as your best friend or the same name?
• Would you rather be stuck in a room with your friends for a day with no phones or a week with phones?
• Would you rather be the funny friend or the wise friend?
• Would you rather have a friend who is always honest or always supportive?
• Would you rather eat the weirdest snack your friend picks or do a silly dance in public?
• Would you rather go camping or have a spa day together?
• Would you rather know your friends' future careers or their future partners?
• Would you rather start a band or a cooking channel with your friends?
• Would you rather plan a surprise trip for your friends or be surprised by one?
• Would you rather have a friend who texts back instantly or one who calls for hours?
• Would you rather move to a new city with one friend or stay home with all of them?
• Would you rather be in a group photo with your eyes closed or with food in your teeth?
• Would you rather win a game alone or lose it with your best friend?
• Would you rather watch a scary movie or a sad movie with friends?
• Would you rather have a reunion every year or a huge one every ten years?
• Would you rather share clothes or share playlists with your best friend forever?
• Would you rather spend a day at the beach or a day in a new city with friends?
• Would you rather have friends who always say yes or friends who always have a plan?

Deep would you rather questions

Slower, thoughtful questions for a late-night talk. Do not rush these; the follow-up “why?” is where the conversation opens up.

• Would you rather be remembered for your kindness or your achievements?
• Would you rather have a life full of adventure or full of peace?
• Would you rather change one thing about your past or know one thing about your future?
• Would you rather be forgiven or forgive someone who hurt you?
• Would you rather follow your heart or your head?
• Would you rather have a life with no regrets or a life with no fears?
• Would you rather inspire one person deeply or many people a little?
• Would you rather spend a year traveling alone or a year at home with family?
• Would you rather have a talent that makes you rich or one that makes others happy?
• Would you rather be completely honest with everyone or keep a little privacy always?
• Would you rather learn from mistakes or learn from watching others?
• Would you rather have a quiet, happy life or a famous, complicated one?
• Would you rather know your purpose or enjoy searching for it?
• Would you rather meet your younger self or your older self?
• Would you rather always feel content or always feel curious?
• Would you rather leave a big legacy or live a big present?
• Would you rather understand everyone or be understood by everyone?
• Would you rather be really good at one thing or pretty good at everything?
• Would you rather have one perfect day again or one new perfect day?
• Would you rather receive advice from a wise stranger or an old friend?

Would you rather questions for kids and family

Totally clean and great for road trips, classrooms and family dinner.

• Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?
• Would you rather have a pet unicorn or a pet dragon?
• Would you rather live underwater or on the moon?
• Would you rather have ice cream for every meal or pizza for every meal?
• Would you rather be able to talk to animals or fly like a bird?
• Would you rather go to school on a dinosaur or a spaceship?
• Would you rather have a giant treehouse or a giant swimming pool?
• Would you rather be really tall or really small for a day?
• Would you rather have a robot friend or a magical friend?
• Would you rather explore a jungle or a snowy mountain?
• Would you rather have summer all year or winter all year?
• Would you rather be a pirate or an astronaut?
• Would you rather have a chocolate river or a candy forest?
• Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or run super fast?
• Would you rather live in a castle or a spaceship?
• Would you rather draw anything and have it come to life or sing and make flowers grow?
• Would you rather have a day with no homework or a day with no bedtime?
• Would you rather be a famous chef or a famous artist?
• Would you rather ride a giant turtle or a giant butterfly?
• Would you rather meet a friendly alien or a friendly ghost?

Food and travel would you rather questions

Easy, low-pressure questions that everyone has an opinion about.

• Would you rather give up chocolate or cheese forever?
• Would you rather eat only sweet food or only salty food?
• Would you rather travel to the past or to a different country every year?
• Would you rather have unlimited flights or unlimited hotel stays?
• Would you rather eat street food around the world or fine dining in one city?
• Would you rather visit every beach or every mountain in the world?
• Would you rather only drink water or only drink juice forever?
• Would you rather go on a safari or a northern lights trip?
• Would you rather cook every meal yourself or never cook again?
• Would you rather travel by train across a continent or sail across an ocean?
• Would you rather eat breakfast for dinner forever or dinner for breakfast?
• Would you rather live in a different country every year or stay in one forever?
• Would you rather have the best burger or the best pizza in the world in your town?
• Would you rather have spicy food only or bland food only?
• Would you rather go to a food festival or a music festival?
• Would you rather try every dessert in Paris or every noodle dish in Tokyo?
• Would you rather travel without a phone or without a map?
• Would you rather go glamping or backpacking?
• Would you rather live near a bakery or near an ice cream shop?
• Would you rather vacation in a snowy cabin or on a sunny island?

How to make would you rather even more fun

Turn it into a guessing game: before your partner or friend answers, secretly guess what they will pick. Keep score. You will be surprised how often you are wrong — and how much you learn from finding out why.

Make your own questions. The best ones are personal: use inside jokes, places you have been and foods you love. Two silly options about your real life beat any list online.

For long-distance couples or friends, send one question every morning and save the reasons for your evening call. It gives you something small to look forward to all day.

Keep it kind. A question should be fun to answer, not a trap. If anyone does not want to answer, let them pass — the game only works when everyone is comfortable.